Why don't movies look good anymore? Carly and Tucker investigate, and the answer may surprise you: microplastics. Enough microplastics to fill de Nile!

Timestamps:

(02:50) - The Oscars!

(08:00) - Three Colors: Blue

(15:58) - The Hidden Life of Trees

(20:52) - The Card Counter

(28:45) - Death on the Nile

(34:21) - No Exit

(38:29) - Fresh

(45:07) - Revenge

(50:52) - Spiderman: No Way Home

(56:17) - Batman v Superman THE ULTIMATE EDITION

(58:55) - Infinity War / Endgame

(1:01:22) - When Harry Met Sally Rewatch

(1:03:21) - Upcoming Films

Carly and Tucker survive algorithm challenges, bike chases, theater shushing, etc. to bring you more scintillating movie discussion (and a lot of Euphoria talk)

Timestamps:

(00:20) - Carly's Challenge

(13:23) - The Deathly Hallows Pt 2

(32:50) - Maps to the Stars

(41:38) - Turning Red

(55:57) - Carly's Love Island Check-In

(57:33) - Fresh

(1:02:14) - Vanilla Sky

(1:06:20) - X and associated theater horror

(1:13:43) - Upgrade (minor spoilers)

(1:17:25) - Dark Knight revisit

(1:18:52) - The Wailing

(1:24:04) - Deep Water

(1:28:49) - Flightplan and Carly constructs her own cinematic universe

(1:30:50) - The first 3 episodes of Euphoria

(1:49:21) - Upcoming Films

(2:05:02) - Closing Time

This episode brought to you by anxiety concerning Sam Levinson's creative output.

Timestamps:

(01:36) - Harry Potter and the Death Hallows Pt 1

(17:45) - Before I Go To Sleep

(23:30) - What If

(31:33) - Celebrity Interviews/Jennifer's Body

(36:05) - Young Adult

(40:29) - Drive My Car

(51:10) - West Side Story

(54:13) - Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

I know you're just here for the LONG-AWAITED RETURN OF THE UPCOMING FILMS SEGMENT, but Carly and Tucker talk about some oldie-olds as well.

Timestamps:

(00:08) - Carly's Music Journey

(04:59) - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

(12:00) - House of Wax

(19:35) - To Die For

(27:32) - Don't Breathe 2

(30:41) - Martyrs

(36:15) - Black Bear

(40:46) - Her Smell

(45:42) - Freejack

(46:27) - Gone Baby Gone

(49:34) - Paranormal Activity: Ghost Dimension

THE SODIE BLOCK:

(54:21) - Kimi

(59:37) - Contagion

(1:03:40) - Reservoir Dogs

(1:06:04) - Jackass Forever

(1:10:17) - Arrow movies (Angel, Chopping Mall)

(1:14:54) - Mass

(1:21:40) - Oscars Can't Be Arsed to Award Awards Anymore

(1:30:09) - Upcoming Films

Carly, Michael, and Tucker return one last time to close out 2021 with some awards and the crowning of the 10 Canonical Films of The Year.

Timestamps:

(02:36) - Best Scene

(19:15) - Best Actor

(35:27) - The 10 Canonical Films of 2021

Carly and Tucker fill time between Sprocky episodes with highly cerebral discussions of coffee beans, recreating low budget sci fi using AI, and Kathy Phillips' movie ESP.

Timestamps:

(02:55) - Why aren't expresso beans in other foods?

(11:14) - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(19:17) - After Life

(32:39) - The Rescue

(37:48) - Yellowjackets

(46:40) - Doctor Who

(50:42) - The Novice

(58:14) - Identity

(59:22) - TONY SCOTT!!!

(1:02:45) - Scream 2022

(1:06:04) - Malignant

(1:12:15) - Cure

(1:20:07) - Shutter Island

(1:24:25) - Parallel Mothers

(1:32:39) - The Conversation

(1:34:45) - Saving Private Ryan / 1917

(1:38:44) - All Light, Everywhere

(1:41:47) - Euphoria Season 2

Sweep your Spencies and grease your Lamb, it's time for Part II of this year's Sprockies!

Timestamps:

(02:26) - Best Looking

(50:28) - Best Late Title Card

(54:11) - Most Egregious Use of 4:3

(1:00:18) - Best Soundtrack

(1:12:17) - Let's Rank These Movies From Most to Least Prestige Horror (MKIII)

(1:51:15) - Best Vibe

Carly, Michael, and Tin Can Tuck join together to give out some movie awards and revisit everyone's favorite year: 2021!

Timestamps:

(04:01) - Mr. Bruce Presents: Best Animal

(19:55) - I Continue To Hate My Family: Worst Family Movie of the Year

(29:16) - Best Fashion Item

(42:45) - Worst Title

(1:00:55) - Theme of 2021

(1:18:06) - Worst Letterboxd Poster

(1:37:44) - Best Letterboxd Poster