Carly and Tucker don't HATE any movies this week. They don't HATE these movies.

Timestamps:

(00:01) - The Goblet of Fire

(14:43) - Orlando

(21:28) - Lady Macbeth

(28:28) - The Tragedy of Macbeth

(34:36) - The Matrix Resurrections

(42:25) - A Glitch in the Matrix

(48:42) - Memoria

(54:55) - Spencer

(1:04:42) - The Lost Daughter

(1:09:50) - Titane

(1:17:39) - Goldmember

(1:18:32) - Dear Evan Hansen

(1:20:08) - Licorice Pizza and the Licorice Pizza poster and broad discussion of PTA

(1:25:20) - Benedetta

(1:28:54) - Don't Look Up

(1:31:52) - Stillwater

(1:34:24) - Seaspiracy

(1:37:22) - Passing

(1:38:46) - Cryptozoo

(1:42:53) - What's the Scenario? Cure. Cure is the scenario.

(1:47:20) - The Scary on Sixty First

(1:50:39) - Silent Night

Carly and Tucker lay down some Film Law one edict at a time.

Timestamps:

(00:04) - A Merry Secular Christmas to You!

(02:55) - Sprockies Bookkeeping

(06:09) - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

(19:15) - The Ninth Gate

(25:48) - The Last Duel

(42:50) - Selling Sunset

(46:20) - Red Rocket / Scary Movie 3

(56:50) - The French Dispatch

(1:03:32) - Drive My Car

(1:11:28) - Antlers

(1:13:23) - Tick, tick...BOOM!

(1:21:04) - The Power of the Dog

(1:30:45) - Pretend It's a City

With end of year awards looming, Carly and Tucker return to the studio to blast through a glut of 2021 movies (and some oldies).

Timestamps:

(00:03) - Carly's Mommy issues

(02:20) - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

(12:04) - Annette

(23:00) - Melancholia / Tubi is cool

(37:35) - The Power of the Dog

(42:09) - The Night House / Censor

(50:40) - Benedetta

(56:26) - 1917

(1:01:02) - House of Gucci

(1:05:32) - The Beatles: Get Back

(1:12:22) - The Matrix / Tucker is apprehensive about the new Matrix

(1:20:42) - Dune

(1:26:24) - Pig

(1:31:24) - The Green Knight

(1:39:24) - Army of the Dead

(1:42:20) - Fear Street

Carly and Tucker are trapped in a movie opinions factory, so Michael and Christian are here to fill in and talk about obscure Japanese crime dramas/the MCU (again).

Timestamps

(00:02) - Favorite Pixar Movies

(06:33) - A fairly rough segue into Sonatine

(29:10) - Zatoichi

(48:50) - Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence

(1:15:00) - Hit Monkey

(1:24:40) - Podcasters talk about the MCU

We blow wide your noses and expectations on this early morning episode of Pillows on the Windows.

Timestamps:

(00:15) - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

(20:00) - Riding in Cars With Boys

(32:41) - The Post

(46:12) - Spencer

(53:43) - An Angel at My Table

(58:30) - The Souvenir Cinematic Universe

(1:03:50) - All Too Well

(1:08:35) - Split

(1:12:15) - Silent Era Horror

(1:15:11) - The Bling Ring

(1:23:50) - Holy Motors

(1:31:02) - Gross noises and Oxygen

Carly and Tucker are back from the theatres and ready to talk about reclining seats!

Timestamps:

(02:57) - War of the Worlds

(18:05) - Girlfriends

(34:29) - Last Night in Soho

(44:34) - Tucker Goes to the Theater/Clifford the Big Red Dog

(54:07) - Trick or Treat

(57:16) - Escape Room / Escape Room Tournament of Champions

(1:03:07) - Good Time

(1:05:15) - Ponette

(1:08:02) - hashtag horror

(1:14:45) - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

(1:15:58) - I See You

Carly, Michael, and Tucker moistly rank the Alien movies from best to worst. Moistly.

Timestamps:

(00:13) - We did it

(01:00) - Alien

(22:45) - Aliens

(36:00) - AlienxAlienxAlien

(45:23) - Alien Resurrection

(58:14) - Prometheus

(1:19:49) - Alien Covenant

(1:41:40) - The Ranking + Guest Ranking

Carly and Tucker are back to say "Trick or Treat" except the Trick is that we spoil the ending of Spiral: From the Book of Saw.

Timestamps

(01:45) - The French Dispatch

(11:16) - Dune

(19:58) - Talkin' bout trick or treatin'

(22:45) - Spiral

(26:51) - I See You

(30:56) - Halloween Kills

(35:51) - Nightmare on Elm Street 2

(40:40) - Escape Room

(45:10) - Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar

(48:25) - The Worst Person in the World / Carly Bingo

(53:44) - Zola

(1:00:30) - Cell Phones Have Ruined Movies

(1:07:31) - Hell House LLC and the sequel

(1:11:09) - Pinocchio

(1:15:21) - Netflix by mail in the year of our lord

(1:17:26) - The 2021 Barbie Duology

(1:18:20) - Miscellaneous movie catch up